It Almost Works

This goes for all you calling Dr. J a soulless and dried out-dunking machine. The ABA's and NBA's only Doctor dunk's alone.

There has been, a 'King', an 'Air', a 'Sir', a 'Penny', an 'Admiral', a 'Dream', a 'Magic', and a 'Doc' (nicknamed this because his favorite player was Dr. J)

These posers' dearth of scholarship followed Dr. Smooth. Their titles are shadowy remnants of the English Monarchy, primitive religions, and fantastical oration.

Thanks to streetballaz bible for making this possible with their montage. And wilco,

fleet foxes.