"Three reasons the Mavericks will struggle to win this year"1) Replacing all-star to be Devin Harris with a scary looking old guy
2) Fired coach Avery Johnson's press conference detailing the Mav's secret of the booze
3) Josh Howard series of videos admitting to being an NBA player who likes to smoke pot
"Frank Caliendo will still think impersonations are funny"
Beginning with the impossible challenge of impersonating John Madden and poking fun of Fox's NFL personnel, UW-Milwaukee's prized export can claim fame. Cinderella story Frank not only won his own cable show, but appeared on Larry King with D.L. Hughley, Kathy Griffin, Jeffrey Ross, and Aisha Tyler, for Larry's who's who of political satire. When asked of his Obama, Frank managed to fuse Bush faces, McCain mannerisms, Pacino howls, and Dr. Phil quotes for twenty seconds.
Brett Favre: "Brett Favre want stop, how?"
Upon leaving Green Bay, Favre left his team, restaurant, street, and all but four English words. Favre contracted an unknown bacterial brain disorder. The first of it's kind, the prognosis is uncertain, but it's known to allow the host to speak only four words. It's believed the bacterium selects the most vital words to the survival of its host. The quarterback's trainer first diagnosed this peculiar disorder during a press conference.Associated Press: "Mr. Favre, how does it feel to make the Pro-Bowl again?"
Brett Favre: "Brett Favre want stop how?"
The Jet's season depends on a cure.
