The War On Fun

The hippies and miscreants are taking over, one athlete and Grammy winner at a time. You might call them hipsters now, but a hippy is a hippy is a hippy. I’ll divulge my argument next week. For now, I’m stuck on the resin of reeky danky written word. Some'one' handed this bowl of wrong to me, when all I wanted was to enter Farm ‘n Fleet without entangling my hair in yarn, inhaling her venomous vapor. Keep the following sludge away from your children.

from, “Krunchy Beats Weekly”
You've got to live life. What if the world was run by people who didn't enjoy ruining a good time? Where's a straight edge gonna look for a career? Law, politics, and business. Not to belittle the efforts of the masses (sending fun-loving Barack and hell-of-a-time Biden to power; see vid), but 'The War on Fun' continues. Power people don't enjoy seeing fun they're not in. Why? Physical disconnection. Envy. Robots don't have fun. They don't get it; what is so 'fun' about playing music, reading short stories, smoking on campus, watching documentaries? If you don't believe it, trust Yoda. Fear-anger-hate. Their failure to get the 'fun' to hating who has it, the powerful aim to curb others' happiness.

They lack pleasures, except the one realized when they end someone's good time. Losing control they downpour on the flowering of life. Michael Phelps, never apologize for having a good time. You are news again! Your 'violation' and 'sin' is the jaywalking, the masturbation of humanity. Few admit to trying it and don't want the world catching them. But everyone does it. Work with Apatow is in your future. Jamal Anderson, I doubt it was the first time you politely snorted coke off a toilet, but beware those who kibosh a harmless party.
Regulation on fun must end. Today it seems people have wars on everything. Terrorism, drugs, science, religion, cancer, guns, bugs. But no coverage on the 'War on Good Times'. Some wars are worth fighting in and paying for. This is one. How? With public displays of fun, more 'sçæyyëøüp!'(sky-ooop), an innately human behavior. Our new leaders must reintroduce fun to the world. Let there be fun!